Quotes from the Movie The Great Outdoors

I think he's saying go faster.

Roman

Pontoon boat? What are you going to do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?

Roman

Oh, it's just a little sparrow.

Roman

You bastard, you bastard!

Chet

And by the way, don't try to steal any of our stuff on your way out!

Chet

What it means, what it means is that I would like to blow Uncle Roman out of my ass, that's what it means!

Chet

You might as well blow the whole family out of your ass while you're at it, Dad!

Chet

Do you understand what's going on here, son? Do you know what your mother and I are trying to say?

Chet

Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman are incredible butt-heads, right?

Ben

Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman are incredible butt-heads, right?

Ben

Does this mean we won't be getting Christmas presents this year from Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman?

Ben

He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?

Bartender

Okay, nobody is blowing anything out of their ass. What we are having is a little problem, and it doesn't mean your father and I don't love your Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman, what it means is that we're having some emotions.

Connie

I don't want to hear anything else about anyone blowing anything out of their ass!

Connie

Well, why don't you go find yourself a spin cycle!

Connie